Theo Von Age, Height, Weight, Husband, Career, Net Worth 2026

Theo Von in a floral shirt and jeans, leaning into a microphone on a brick stage neon sign behind audience laughing.
Theo Von Age, Height, Weight, Husband, Career, Net Worth 2026

Theo Von (born Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III) is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, actor, and television personality known for his quirky Southern humor, storytelling, and self-deprecating style.

Theo Von Age he was born on March 19, 1980, he is 46 years old. Theo Von Height at 6 feet 0 inches (183 cm) tall.

Theo Von Biography

Full NameTheodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III
Date of BirthMarch 19, 1980
Age46
BirthplaceCovington, Louisiana, USA
FriendsAspen Brooks 
OccupationComedian, Podcaster, Actor, TV Personality
Years Active2000s–present
Known ForThis Past Weekend podcast, stand-up, Road Rules

Theo Von Wife OR Girlfriend

He is currently single and has never been married. He keeps his romantic life relatively private but has occasionally shared lighthearted stories about past relationships and dating experiences on his podcast. He has been linked to a few people in the past (including brief rumors with figures like Brandi Glanville), but there is no confirmed long-term partner or wife .

TheoVon does not have any children. He has spoken openly on his podcast about his thoughts on family, fatherhood, and life without kids, often with humor and reflection.

Career

TheoVon This Past Weekend Podcast This Past Weekend is TheoVon’s flagship podcast, where he delivers monologues, interviews guests, and shares personal stories in his signature Southern drawl. It has become one of the most popular comedy podcasts.

TheoVon King and the Sting He co-hosted the podcast The King and the Sting with Brendan Schaub from 2018 to 2022, known for its comedic banter and celebrity impressions.

TheoVon Stand Up Comedy he is a touring stand-up comedian with a distinctive style blending absurd observations, Southern roots, and self-aware storytelling. He has appeared on Last Comic Standing and released specials.

Physical Appearance

Weight75–80 kg (165–176 lbs)
Height6 ft 0 in (183 cm)
Body BuildTall and lean
Body Measurements40-32-14 inches
Breast SizeN/A
Waist Size32 inches
Hips SizeN/A
Bra SizeN/A
Shoe Size11 US
Dress SizeN/A
Hair ColorBrown / Dark
Eye ColorBrown

Theo Von Net Worth

TheoVon’s net worth is estimated between $5 million and $12 million, driven by his podcast revenue, stand-up tours, Netflix specials, merchandise, and other entertainment ventures.

FAQs

How old is Theo Von?

Theo Von is 46 years old (born March 19, 1980).

What is Theo Von’s height?

He is 6 feet 0 inches (183 cm) tall.

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